Eat no more, ladies, eat no more;
Men were gourmands ever;
One fork in salmon, one in pig's corps,
To one course restricted never;
Then sigh not at salad, nor at soup be ruffled,
But let them eat until chocolate souffled,
And be you lithe and bonny;
Let your stomach's protests be muffled
Into 'Hey, nonny, nonny'.
Eat no more steak, dear ladies, eat no mo
Dumplings, full of meat and heavy;
The chicken and mash of men was ever so,
Since summer, fully sozzled in gravy;
Then sigh not at salad, nor at soup be ruffled,
But let them eat until chocolate souffled,
And be you lithe and bonny;
Let your stomach's protests be muffled
Into 'Hey, nonny, nonny'.
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http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/shakespeare/sigh_no_more_ladies.html
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Much A-Diet About Nothing
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hahaha what a lovely piece of writing! did you write that all by yourself? its amazing honey. sending lots of love and respect to you from north carolina. keep up the good work.
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