Further Adventures of The Boy from Gloucester

There was a young boy of Gloucester,
who needed all the strength he could muster
to win in a bout,
which he, no doubt,
would have done, had he been robuster.

So the boy of Gloucester took a train to France
to learn how to box and defeat perchance
the rival, a crafty
soul, but the dafty
returned instead with a Diploma in dance.